i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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