Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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