I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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