I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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