He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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