im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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