So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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