i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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