Im at strip club and am horny
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
