I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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