There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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