i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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