My entire life is one complicated drinking game
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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