Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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