You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I love how my cats smell like pot.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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