There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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