He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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