i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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