What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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