Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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