just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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