did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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