i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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