talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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