just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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