I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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