How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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