I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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