Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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