Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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