i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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