can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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