i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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