is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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