She said her name was "party"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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