actually, I'm a sock model
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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