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john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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