hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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