i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Found the puke drawer
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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