Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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