i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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