there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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