words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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