jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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