I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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