You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Randomize
