Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He called his prostate his "boner button".
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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