He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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