You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
