its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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