glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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