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Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I've blown a few things in my day
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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