just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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