I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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