Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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